You've Got Some Splaining to do Miss Watson!
I tried to defend Emma when she said she played beer pong after she said she didn't drink at Brown. I mean .... maybe she played beer pong for 5 minutes and took a few sips of beer. That wouldn't be a huge lie.
But this whole education thing is impossible to defend. I have nothing. If she went to Brown this semester (Fall 2012) then next semester, maybe you could somehow fudge that she had enough credits to graduate, but missing two semesters at Brown and part of the year at Oxford is too much. There is no way she has enough credits to get a degree in English (Class of 2013).